Shmerk Shmethics

sometimes i sit at my desk in my office and think to myself, fuck i hate work.
it's not actually work i hate though. it's sitting in this awful chair, at this horrible PC, with a pathetic blinky screen, and not having other people around.
dont get me wrong, people walk by all the time. i am, of course, across from two of the floors toilets. but it's just lonely back here.
this is part of why i know i cant ever have an office job.

and it's like, duh, i know i need to do work. but i dont wanna. and i can do most of it quickly if i just sit and do it. but then i wont have anything to do. so why not stalk people on friendster, why not i ask.

now, ill be honest. i also look at asher pictures. and oogle him. because he's cute. and change my wallpaper on my computer with new pictures. dont think i spend all my time on friendster.

then i check my email again, check cnn, consider nytimes, and even take a shot at jewschool.

yup.
i am a pathetic excuse for an office worker.

good thing im only here 12 hours week.

good thing i do love this job.

good thing.